Some Interesting jokes to share! =0) Thanks van for sending them to me!
Nice poem but dun get the wrong idea!
He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.... And then he stuffed the turkey.
Hee! I find the poem very cute.
"How often should I plan to have sex?" the young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night.
Grandpa said, "When you're first married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day. Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so. Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year -- maybe on your anniversary."
"Well, how about you and grandma now?" the younger man asked.
Grandpa replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What"s oral sex?"
"Well," said Grandpa, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, "F**K YOU," and I holler back, "F**K YOU, TOO."
I know it's very crude! But i find it cute because it reminds me of so many people engaging in such oral sex!