Listening to: - Next on list: - (speaker is down and I am lazy to restart com)
Okay. Before I start with anything. Just something to entertain you peeps with.
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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
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There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Lols. I know some of these jokes I posted are mostly abit r(a), abit on the dark side. Lols. Ya, because it was targeted for readers like JUNEJUNE. =0)
Okie. MICROPROCESSOR PAPER IS OVER! And that means ONE MORE PAPER. ONE MORE! Microprocessor paper is easy peasy. =0) Spent less than one hour to finish that paper and decided to re draw everything to make it neat and tidy. Then went out. Although it’s easy, I most probably will end up with THOUSANDS of careless mistake. LALA. As usual. Then lunched at north canteen. Then headed to tut room to study a lil bit. Ended up slacking actually. Doing almost anything but studying. And I thought of another list of things I want to get. AGAIN. =0( LALA.
Okay. Gastric pains again and I am not sure why! =0( And it’s freaking pain. PAIN PAIN PAIN. It hurts so much that it kinda affect my chest, like the muscle pulling apart. And I did have lunch. WHY STILL GASTRIC PAIN!? Okay, I don’t know how to differentiate between gastric pains and menstrual cramps. Whoops.
I was on the bus and I started thinking of a lot of things. At times I can’t help but really get angry with myself. It’s like a battle between the devil and the angel in my heart/mind. That is the problem when you have two personality and they are both active. I need to constantly tell myself that I befriend others not because of their strengths, not because they are saints. (*the pain is gonna make me puke*) At times, when I see certain things, when I hear certain things, I just don’t see the same thing they see. I don’t understand why they want to do things like that. We just don’t see things eye to eye. And I can’t possibly label them as wrong just because we do things differently. Therefore, I need to constantly remind myself that no one is 100% good. There’s always two sides. So don’t get stressed or fed up when things people do is different from what you will do. I get super stressed up when I have evil thoughts or negative thoughts. Those thoughts that harms relationships with others. Yes, I tend to get stressed about those. At times, things I do also stress myself up because it’s not good. It’s not what a good person should do. Lols. So random and so not organized. Lala. My stomach hurts like hell. =0( Perhaps no dinner for me already. =0( PAIN LA. =0( =0(
Okay. Off to lie down to cure my freaking stomach. =0( LALA. *should I go for threading?* *can thurs come faster?! I want to work instead of mugging!*
Love, your best witch nutelle
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