Weird day. Totally. So weird that I want to forget about today. Ok. Had INDEC paper and I totally hate the sports hall because it’s freezing cold. Must take a lot of electricity, I mean air con to actually make the whole sports hall so cold. =.= Oh yes, the invigilator kinda commented about my calculator being not approved and my student card not done. =.= He had to stare at my name and note down on the paper. And he is like scaring all my theory, my thoughts whatever is in my brain away. =.= Lols.
Then someone took sl’s bag. Because they got the same bag. Morale of the story? Get a different bag that no one have. Crumpler is getting too common even though it’s freaking ex.
Then home! Waited for the bus like for 2432134 hours. And I just stood there with music blasting in my ears. Oh, my trusty and reliable music. =0) I had to bear with words from this group of students. It’s super duper crude. I mean the occasional is fine, but this group, oh my gosh! =.=
Then went to buy ONIGIRI. I only bought one to eat because I didn’t want to get sick of onigiri. =0) Then dropped by xd’s place to take a rest because I wasn’t feeling well, but yeah, I got use to it already. (*random: I love andy lau! He is super honest! Watch “kang xi lai le” episode of andy lau*)
Anyway, certain things are really best if you don’t know them. Argh! I don’t know. And I don’t want to know because I don’t know what to do. Fine. I will be okay after a night’s sleep. =0)
Anyway, some thing to entertain you peeps after a day of mugging or working. =0)
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"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money
It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.
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Computer users are divided into three types:
Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.
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A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today."
His father replies, "What happened?"
The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said '6.'"
The father replies, "Well, that's correct."
The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'"
The father then replies, "Well, what the f**k is the difference?"
The boys says, "Well that's what I said!"
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After their 11th child, an redneck couple decided that was enough because they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count …"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.
All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
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Love, Your best witch Nutelle
*i want a piano too! *
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